Tatiana knows what a classy dame I am and therefore got me Rock of Love Season 1 on DVD for two months late Chrismukkah. The only way to get through this crapfest is booze, booze, occasionally shielding your eyes, and more booze. This drinking game practically wrote itself, then puked, made out with someone and passed out.

Here are the rules:

1. Bret asks “Wassagoinon?” You must repeat it back immediately. The last person to do so: take a drink.

2. Lacey talks about how she’s so diabolical and decides who she will get kicked off next: take a drink.

3. When Rodeo laughs like a wild woman: take a drink.

4. Heather is topless: take two drinks (one for each boob).

5. Bret disgustingly makes out with one of the skanks contestants: turn around to spare your eyes and take a drink.

6. When Brandi M. pukes in Las Vegas: take a drink…of water. Learn from her mistake and pace yourselves!

7. Bret talks about his boner: take a drink.

8. Big John keeps it real: take a drink.

9. Someone gets injured in a motocross/mud football/stripper pole incident: take a drink.

10. You hear “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”: pretend to be surprised and take a drink.

Cheers!