The Rock of Love Season 1 Drinking Game
Tatiana knows what a classy dame I am and therefore got me Rock of Love Season 1 on DVD for two months late Chrismukkah. The only way to get through this crapfest is booze, booze, occasionally shielding your eyes, and more booze. This drinking game practically wrote itself, then puked, made out with someone and passed out.
Here are the rules:
1. Bret asks “Wassagoinon?” You must repeat it back immediately. The last person to do so: take a drink.
2. Lacey talks about how she’s so diabolical and decides who she will get kicked off next: take a drink.
3. When Rodeo laughs like a wild woman: take a drink.
4. Heather is topless: take two drinks (one for each boob).
5. Bret disgustingly makes out with one of the skanks contestants: turn around to spare your eyes and take a drink.
6. When Brandi M. pukes in Las Vegas: take a drink…of water. Learn from her mistake and pace yourselves!
7. Bret talks about his boner: take a drink.
8. Big John keeps it real: take a drink.
9. Someone gets injured in a motocross/mud football/stripper pole incident: take a drink.
10. You hear “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”: pretend to be surprised and take a drink.
Cheers!
2010 Oscars, aka Bring on the Dancing!
Alright, so I know this is a blog about TV, but the Oscars ceremony has always been a big part of TV history. Maybe not as much as the Super Bowl, but I know of a lot of people who’d rather stay in to watch the Oscars or have an Oscars party rather than go to a Super Bowl party. (I did grow up in the dance/arts world, people). Needless to say, with the resurgence of dance and musicals in movies and TV over the past few years, I am super glad that dance is finding its way back onto our screens.
What I’m Loving: Skins, Season 1
Many could say that it’s the British Degrassi, but with better accents and brief nudity. Some could simply say that it’s that show with the good guy from Slumdog Millionaire and that kid who was Hugh Grants sidekick in About A Boy. But after you watch the artfully done first four episodes of the series, you might think differently.
We’ve Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do!
As in horror films, sometimes, technology just flat out fails. You can cry about it and get stabbed, or you can get up and start running again. We here at TV Rots Your Mind Grapes are taking the proactive, non-stabby route. So we’re BACK! I hope you’ve missed us, because we’ve missed you! Our server died, but we’re rebuilding and this lil blog will be better than ever, thanks to our amazing contributors and good friends that we’ve made along the way. Cheers, kids. We look forward to pumping sass, wit and nonsense to you on a daily basis, per usual. Hold on to your butts.
We’ll Be Back!
Happy Hump Day everyone. As you may have noticed, TV Rots Your Mind Grapes has been down for about two weeks. We miss it just as much as you do! (Maybe more, haha). Anyway, we should be back with a vengeance, and soon. So sit tight ma’ babies.
